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"'Long has Twitter served as a safe haven of free speech for North Korea, Iran, Al Qaeda, and ourselves,' said Taliban Spokesman Badrash Onmyrhir, still tired from a long day of lashing young women for daring to remove their head scarves. 'But with Trump's return to the platform, we no longer feel safe from his violent and hurtful tweets.'"
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Addendum while this is a parody e.g. "Badrash Onmyrhir" = 'bad rash on my rear', it's clearly targeting a particular worldview.