#BrandRedBalloonWork "When I grow up; I want to work for a woke company.
Like super woke.
When I grow up.
When I grow up I want to be hired based on what I look like; rather than my skills.
I want to be judged; by my political beliefs.
I want to get promoted; based on my chromosomes.
When I grow up I want to be offended; by my co-workers
And walk around the office; on eggshells.
And have my words policed; by HR.
Words like: 'Grandfather', 'Peanut Gallery', 'Long Time No See', 'No Can Do'.
When I grow up; I want to be obsessed with emotional safety.
And do workplace sensitivity training all day long.
When I grow up I want to climb the corporate ladder; just by following the crowd.
I want to be a conformist.
I want to weaponise my pronouns; what are pronouns?
#LiteralMessagingCallToAction: It's time to grow up and get back to work introducing the number one woke free job board in America." [forum] [LinkedIn]
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