#BrandRedBalloonWork "When I grow up; I want to work for a woke company. Like super woke. When I grow up. When I grow up I want to be hired based on what I look like; rather than my skills. I want to be judged; by my political beliefs. I want to get promoted; based on my chromosomes. When I grow up I want to be offended; by my co-workers And walk around the office; on eggshells. And have my words policed; by HR. Words like: 'Grandfather', 'Peanut Gallery', 'Long Time No See', 'No Can Do'. When I grow up; I want to be obsessed with emotional safety. And do workplace sensitivity training all day long. When I grow up I want to climb the corporate ladder; just by following the crowd. I want to be a conformist. I want to weaponise my pronouns; what are pronouns? #LiteralMessagingCallToAction: It's time to grow up and get back to work introducing the number one woke free job board in America." ^{[forum] [LinkedIn]} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjMniDvx0I #PhenomnCallAndResponse #PhenomnRoleFamilyGrandfather #CharacterisationCheapSeatsPeanutGallery ^[Wikipedia] #MetaphorBlindnessLongTimeNoSee #PhenomnImpossibilityNoCanDo #MetaphorSafety #PhenomnUnconsciousBiasTraining #CharacterisationWeaknessSensitivity #CharacterisationWeaknessNaivetyChildWhenIGrowUp #PleaPronouns #BehaviourInjuryFeelingsOffended #PolicyAffirmativeActionDiscriminationPositive #TauntAffirmativeActionDiversityHire #PolicyDiversityEquityAndInclusionDEI #ReasoningFallacyZeroSumThinking #BehaviourInjuryFeelingsOffended #MetaphorConformity #TheoryPoliticsOfFearWalkingOnEggshells #MetaphorParasiteLazy #PhenomnVirusCOVID19PandemicMitigationLockdown #MetaphorParasiteFreeloader ?