"Notice to Woke Corporations; Regular Human Acceptable Relations Policy; You are independently responsible for complying with all applicable laws in all of your actions related to offering goods or services to me via public media. In addition, you must adhere to this Acceptable Relations Policy statement. Violations of this policy will subject you to damages, including, but not limited to, damages of $2500.00 U.S. Constitutional Dollars per violation. Repetition of violation will encumber you at double the damages per incident. True Bills of Damages and Costs will be presented for payment. All Bills are demand notes requiring settlement by the end of the month in which they are presented. Failure to comply will result in suits in appropriate jurisdictions.
Violations of this Acceptable Relations Policy include, but are not limited to, statements of misinformation, lies by any employee, fraudulent assertions by any employee, or any corporate publication, internal or external to the organization. Further, it is also a violation of this policy for the corporation, or any employee on behalf of the corporation, to support misinformation by any government source.
Notice to agents is a notice to principles. You have been notified. Retain a copy of this document for your records."