@KadenMurwin [name pseudonymized] [ontology] [18]: @PIX11News Another stabbing? Nope. Didn't happen. According to our #woke @nydems @CabanD22 @NYCSpeakerAdams @bradlander @nycpa, our streets are safe and anyone who disagrees is fearmongering!
ALL IS WELL! #staywoke
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@KadenMurwin [name pseudonymized] [ontology] [18]: @SalAlbaneseNYC @nytimes Nope. Not a worry. According to our #woke Democrats like @AndreaSCousins @CarlHeastie @RepAOC @nycpa, shoplifting isn't a problem and anyone who says otherwise is criminalizing poverty!
ALL IS WELL!!
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