@LamarPodulka [name pseudonymized] [ontology] [04]: I got a #FridayFeeling that I'm gonna get #turnt up #tonight with my #four #cancelled #dads Each of them is #drinking to forget they lost their #book #deal for their novel "Panics and Erections" when my #woke #stepmom shared photos of them committing #cultural #appropriation [URL redacted]