@CyrilGeorge [name pseudonymized] [ontology] [164]: #Woke Ministry of Farce advice - Pricks not tested for #COVID19 should not be used for dipping in anything but the usual (mayo a no-no, salmonella risk) - always use a condom & pre-soak it in vinegar the night before. That's family planning; motto "Sting, Stink & Sterilise!" [URL redacted]