"16th March 2022
CONFIDENTIAL FOR V.I.P. UK AND "ORIGINAL" AXIS ALLIES ONLY
DIRECTIVE No.2 ON POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC SELF-PRESERVATION
Evidence and Facts:
Zero heavy industry to establish military, naval and air capability to match aggressor.
Zero access to raw materials, energy, and skilled labour for the above.
Aggressor (and allies) have x20 military superiority established over several decades.
Fodder for a makeshift army consists of selfish, lazy, overweight and ignorant citizens addicted to Facebook, Twitter, Strictly, Gin and Russian Porn.
Based on these facts the recommended course of action is:
PLAN A Sacrifice Ukraine -
PLAN B abandon NATO -
PLAN C - Sacrifice those small countries on the border with
Russia (I forget the name of?)
PLAN D Sacrifice everyone up to Germany
PLAN E drag the US into it -
PLAN F-2
PLAN G - Dinner party
PLAN H (not recommended) Fight
Sincerely up yours,
Boris "yellowbelly" Johnson,
Prime Minister, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"
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